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Joe
Stone, lead guitar
player of atomic
pilot. No one knows
his actual origins
but sources say
that he once worked
for a shadowy government
agency as an assassin...
or a ninja disguised
as a lowly fry cook.
Now he is "retired"
and working as a
guitar player and
part-time zombie-killer-for-hire.
He also owns a lemonade
stand on the corner
of First St. and
Vine. On sunny days
you can find him
there. Waiting.
For what... no one
knows. Some people
say he's waiting
for the return of
his lost love. Others
say he's simply
selling lemonade
and enjoying his
simpler "retired"
life. We tend to
believe that he's
really waiting for
someone to say something
stupid to him so
he can crack their
skull. Either way,
the lemonade is
good. You should
try some.
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